Vulgar

Mr. Hobbes walking in the garden with his love, Sarah, of her beautiful mansion, suddenly discovers a water pipe behind some herbs attached to the wall. Ah, cheater!! The water in your mansion comes out from pipes! Sarah asks: And where were you thinking water in this house came from you silly? – Springs! Naturally! Everything is so perfect in here and about you, that I was sure that even water in your house came from a divine source and not from such a vulgar one like water pipes!