Is not like in the old days!

You are already in the room and you hold the wine glass with your hand; there is a guy on the other side who insists in staring directly at your eyes. He slowly makes his way through the room until he arrives to you, you try not to look at him and you only see him approaching through the reflection on your wine glass, but when he is just next to you it becomes impossible to try to avoid him; he goes down to his knees and he takes a ring box out from his pocket, he extends it to you and opens it; you cannot believe it, you silently word an - Oh my God -, but inside the box there is no ring, but a shiny condom packet, and he says directly to you: - Would you make love with me tonight? – He is not super handsome, he is surely not the love in your life, but at least he is cute. There is nothing on TV tonight, so you take the condom and happily decide to accept his proposition.